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Who: Drinking in town, Adults only for boozings.
Where: The Three Broomsticks, Hogsmeade
When: After shit got real. Evening.
Format: Either
Open/Closed: Open

The Three Broomsticks offers a nice, warm and welcoming atmosphere to Hogwarts Students and Staff alike. Granted, only those of age can sample more than Butterbeer and Pumpkin Juice, it's still open to all, regardless of age.

Come in, sit down, have a drink. You're all welcome!

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[For a few moments, Phil just stares. Did Javert really just say...?

Phil can't decide whether this guy's actually got some sort of a sense of humor or just doesn't know what the hell he's saying. And while he doesn't like the fact that Javert's brought up anxiety--what's he looking for? what's he trying to needle out of Phil? those prying eyes are watching close and Phil KNOWS the guy's on the hunt for something--he also knows it doesn't necessarily mean much. Shit, signs of anxiety aren't anything; it's a rare moment when Phil doesn't look a little on the nervous side.

Is Phil particularly worked up right now? Eh... Maybe a little unsettled, what with this interrogation and the fact that he can't pick up a read on Javert. But it isn't terrible. Phil's confidant that Javert won't pry any incriminating details from him, after all, and this confrontation or whatever it is probably had to happen sooner or later. Might as well get it out of the way.

Not that Phil's happy about it. But.]

Shit, you'd better get used to that. Most people'll tell you anxiety's my default mode of existence.

Whatever about? [Javert snorts. The man is a veritable contradiction. His ramrod-straight posture suggests a stiffness, a certain haughty and righteous discomfort that emerges when he delves into the thick of a society, where he is perfectly aware that he does not quite belong. Yet his manner of speech and diction, as even and calm and cold as it is, sounds utterly zen bordering on lackadaisical. The words fly from his mouth without any impression that he has a firm handle on his tongue.] New job jitters? No, you are at ease with the students. Not the future. At worst that currently entails a match of chess, five dungeon trolls, three more wretched staff meetings on-the-quarter, and fifty cigarette packs. Manageable.

[Phil's eyes flicker uneasily, taking an instinctive survey of potential exit routes. It's not that he's especially concerned; it's just this guy's manner. There's something very not right, something incongruous about him, and it feels wrong. Not the first time Phil's felt it, and not the first time he's had to sit through it, but he hadn't thought he'd run into it at this goddamn school.

Still, Phil wills himself to keep still and returns his eyes to Javert, takes another pull off the cigarette. Takes a drink.

Ah, fuck it.]

What about? It ain't psychotherapy, man; it's just the way I'm constituted. In my world, you don't need a reason to be a little edgy. And if I do need some sort of reason, I think it's enough I've got you breathing down my neck and staring a hole through my head. Last I checked, I wasn't on trial for anything.

[Up flies an eyebrow.

Javert struck a nerve. Indubitably.

So this is the kind of man Phil is: A caged animal. Caged animals always have their secrets, their anxieties, their repressed base impulses. Either that, or he has experienced some severe traumas, possibly related to the war, in America, and he has not quite recovered. However, Javert has seen many a case of post-traumatic stress, and Phil does not quite fit the bill. No, no; this is the brand of wide-eyed, squirrelish paranoia most often exhibited by hunted men. Javert knows that archetype intimately.

Well. We all have something secret to keep, don't we? Phil's, judging by the irritability, is something sensitive, perhaps something under-the-table, something still lurking over his shoulder. The guarded answers tells Javert all he needs to know, and in a span of several intent seconds, he judges: it is only a matter of time before Phil will slip up and show his corruption, if that's what he hides. Or that whatever-he-hides-from pops its head into school affairs for a peek.

Javert visibly relaxes. Now that he is decided of Phil's sort, he knows exactly how to proceed with their professional relationship. He knows how to be watchful and patient. He can even be amiable in the meantime, observe whether his creeping suspicions are the intuits of a madman, or if they ring true. That's all it takes.]

Peace, [he says at last, though he does not sound particularly repentant.] I ask you simply because I am curious.

You are right that this is not a psychotherapy, and I don't have any interest in that. What do I need with your detailed psychiatric and therapeutic history? Horrifically dull things, psychiatric reports, all in psycho-jargon. You haven't given me a reason to pry that deep. You are a colleague. Not a prisoner.

You want another round of drink, don't you? Barkeep!

Edited 2013-02-04 05:53 (UTC)

['Only curiosity, my ass.' This isn't a man to waste time with innocent inquiries. Every fucking thing--Phil would be willing to bet that every fucking thing this guy does or says is geared toward some specific end. He knows what he wants, and Phil suspects that he himself knows what Javert knows that he wants.

Shit, that's getting convoluted.

In any case, Phil doesn't trust this sudden remission, and the accompanying generosity is probably another tactic (hell, Javert could even be trying to get him drunk, though it'd be a stupid ploy, and Phil doesn't really believe it's what's going on). The guy's really intense, psychotic, or maybe a mix of both. Not the kind of guy to relax around. Not really the kind of guy to have a drink with, either.

So there's a choice to make, now. A choice between playing nice and at least feigning to go along with Javert's game, or getting the fuck out before the man can throw any more inquiries his way. The first option doesn't much appeal; Phil doesn't feel particularly patient right now, and what the fuck're they going to talk about, anyway? If he chooses the second, Javert's liable to take it as a sign of guilt, throwing it onto the stockpile of whatever imaginary evidence he's collected.

...goddamnit. He'd better play it safe. Hell, maybe he'll take something useful from this, eh, prolonged encounter. Probably not, but in unpleasant situations, it's better to hold onto some sort of hope.]

Sounds fantastic, pal.

["A colleague." Right. As if this guy knows how to be a colleague with anyone. Not that Phil really knows, either. Or cares. Colleagues are stuffy, the kind of rod-up-their-ass bastards that've never ventured outside of their elite clubhouses. What the hell would he want to be a colleague for?]

So how about you? Now that you've poked around my business, you want to say something about yourself?

['Pal.' There's a word Javert does not often hear applied to himself. It's almost inappropriately comical.]

Myself! What about? Male, middle-aged academy professor seeks working professional relations? [Careful, there, might start sounding like a first date.]--Hold on a moment.

[Javert successfully flags down one of the bartenders of the joint and orders another round for Phil. For himself, he requests no more than water with a wedge of lemon. He does not habitually drink liquor; the clearer he can keep his mind, the better, no matter how rare it is with the nature of his gifts. Once the bartender shuffles off to fulfill the order, he resumes a skeptical stare at Phil.]

What do you possibly want to know? Genuinely? [There is no ill intent in his tone. Instead, he is bland, conversational, perhaps mildly surprised at Phil's attempt for sociability with a man that has minimal social inclination or, hell, very little belonging in society at large.] Is it the behemoth in the room: some tarot, a little palmistry you want? Go on and ask it.

Edited 2013-02-04 15:49 (UTC)

[It's like trying to have a conversation with a socially awkward tree stump. Phil can't decide whether Javert's serious or fucking around, but he's beginning to think that maybe this isn't all an act. Which makes it not disarming, but at least a little less infuriating. Maybe.]

What would I want with any of that divinations bullshit?

Look, I'm not asking anything specific. Just... tell me a story. From the life of Javert. Like what you did before you came to this place, even something you did when you were a kid. I don't care. Something I can't tell just by looking at you.

[Act? Who says Javert is acting at all? He is a man who wears his soul on his sleeve. What you see is what you get.

Besides, the whole psychic-precognitive-sight-shit is half the issue. It is quite difficult to relate to other people on any decent level when he is always jumping ten feet ahead of them, without realizing he's doing so.

He blinks owlishly.]

Well, let me see, [he begins, eyes skewing toward the ceiling.] When I was young, I spent many springs and summers at a strict boarding camp. The other children didn't like a look about me, and I was left to myself. I did not mind this, even if it came off as a collective sortie. One day, I got an inkling, I had no proof and I was no beast-tamer, but I told the counselor to put the fire out before the stars twinkle because the wolves were coming and I could hear them. They called me a liar, "le loup who cried for wolves," and tucked me into some dark cabin as punishment. That night a freakish pack of wolves, drawn to the campfire and the smells of roasting meat, attacked five boys and two counselors, including the man I warned. I was promptly expelled from camp because I frightened them. "Emotionally disturbed" were the exact words. Possibly responsible for luring the wolves myself, I must've been raised by them. Of course! A perfectly entertaining theory for little brats. Raised by wolves for my first ten years.

[Somewhere during this extensive monologue, Javert lowered his eyes back to Philip.]

Two months later, I received my school letter and never returned. I later learned werewolves were involved. Nasty business!

Edited 2013-02-04 23:05 (UTC)

[The flood gates've opened up, and... All right, so at least the guy can string together more than a couple of sentences. And was apparently a child at some point It isn't the strangest story Phil's ever heard, and honestly, it suits Javert to a tee. It's a little bit off-putting, more than a little bit morbid, and--Phil can't deny the fact--it's intriguing.

And yeah, story like that says a whole fuckin' lot.]

So you weren't raised by wolves? Because that'd make for one hell of a bio.

[He takes a drink, considering.] Tough for a kid, though. If I'm hearing you right, it sounds like this divination bullshit isn't all bullshit for you. Or was your knowing about the wolves some sort of fluke? [Phil would be willing to believe either. While divination is by and large a completely useless field, there are wizards and witches--usually very strange wizards and witches--who somehow come by abilities to see more than should be possible.

Oh. Shit. If this guy is some sort of seer-- Phil looks to the side, scratches his face, has to remind himself to keep still. As if Javert isn't nosy enough without some sort of extra ability to read what Phil has so carefully hidden. Phil is a skilled Occlumens, but he's encountered seers who can read in different, apparently less defensible ways. Doesn't make a damned bit of sense, but there it is.

This could be trouble. This could be some deep fucking trouble. with any luck, Javert either isn't any sort of seer, or isn't the sort of seer that can pry like that. And if he is, Phil might just have to start finding a way to counter him. For now, just keep playing it cool. Don't give him anything that'll fuel the suspicion. Just be cool.]

[Javert's thin lips twist and curl into a tight, dark smirk. He shoots Phil a pointed look, takes a last, long drag of his cigarette and extinguishes the butt in an ashtray.

He certainly bears the kind of expression that one of those strange wizards with the Gift would carry: cold, hard, always gazing directly through rather than at the object of his attention to some unknown point visible only to himself. His stare is rather like a man capable of reading directly into the soul.]

I was ten. Who is to say? [A casual shrug, a subtle bend over the table.] Divination is a piss-poor excuse for a science. The future is bendable. There is no exactitude. Nothing practical in forcing a sometimes-art on talentless hacks. To give a boy a chisel and tell him to exceed Michaelangelo -- These things don't happen. Teach a man to punch, and expect him to slug like an old ox.... The same. I am not a champion of the field. Far from it. And I certainly do not waste mine or the students' time coaching them in the subtleties of crystal gazing for hours on end.

[He rolls his eyes.]

And if I saw nothing at all! It could be, rather, that I learned to speak the wolf language. The secret of it all traced back to my --Ah! There they are!

[At just that moment, the barkeep returns with two full glasses, a plain water with a lemon wedge for Javert and some stupidly strong alcoholic concoction for Phil. Javert slides the necessary galleons and sickles toward the man and sends him on his way.]

By the way, [adds Javert abruptly.] Keep your goods under charm and key. The ones in your office and classroom.

[Traced back to his what? Eh, whatever. Something to keep in mind, but Phil isn't going to push that one any further. He's still working at getting a feel for Javert, and that means prodding around a little more, not going too far down one path of conversation unless it seems fruitful. Right now, everything just feels a little unsafe and a whole lot uncertain.

At least there's more booze. Thank Christ for that.] Much appreciate. [He raises the glass to Javert before taking a drink. Not too fucking bad.]

I keep my rooms pretty well-protected. [Very well-protected, and partly to keep Javert--among others--from snooping around.] There any reason in particular you're bringing this up?

And why're you teaching Divination if you don't give a rat's ass? I mean, what do, the kids just sit around while you stare at 'em for an hour? [Not that Phil cares a whole lot; he's just a little bit curious, and it's another way of putting together a clearer picture of this guy.]

Edited 2013-02-06 23:57 (UTC)

Children have sticky fingers. [Javert shoots back wryly.] And you have shiny recreational toys they want. I warn you, lock and charm. Double-bag it.

[He sips the water and pushes it aside, his nostrils flaring with a low, derisive snort.]

Yes. You've caught me, [he murmurs.] Divination practice is a waste of time. So why not watch the clock tick for my full hour?

[Javert positively skewers Philip with a hard stare, raising his voice and his chin for an abrupt and terribly inadequate explanation,]

No, that is not what I teach. I don't encourage idleness. I would go mad.

Edited 2013-02-08 05:54 (UTC)

What, you mean the magazines? [Phil raises his eyebrows, unconcerned, even moderately amused, though he keeps a straight face.] I'm sure they've got plenty to go around. Sure their fingers are sticky, too. [Of course there was the weed, along with the rest of the drugs, the guns, and a well-hidden collection of papers and assorted objects that no one on the planet's allowed to see, but so what? And what the fuck does Javert know about it, anyway? Probably nothing beyond what he might suspect, and suspicions don't count for shit in a court of law.

The guy had better not have something more than suspicions, anyway. Just to be safe, it might be best to finesse the defense further still.

Jesus, though, that sudden stare, sudden defensiveness, whatever the hell it is when Javert starts talking about what he doesn't teach. All right, all right. Something's going on there, though Phil can't say what.

Phil blinks, but otherwise keeps his expression controlled. Doesn't even respond with, 'You aren't nuts already?'. He could've though. He very easily could have.] All right. So what do you teach?

Edited 2013-02-08 09:01 (UTC)

Practical application.

[Javert bats an eyebrow at Phil's insistence about magazines--got some Playwitch in your cupboard, Phil?--but says nothing else on the matter. He isn't fooled, but he has nothing else to bank on than his inklings. And besides, if Phil does not take heed, all of his unsavory habits will be blown open by the students sooner or later. Javert is sure of that.]

I am unconvinced that all magical folk possess the Eye, [he drawls.] Why waste time forcing the matter to the whole class? I warn them, rather. I give them the minimum, they learn the methods and discover the lack of precision themselves. Then they must learn to recognize a decent Seer from a hack. It is my opinion that occlumency and legilimency falls under my umbrella. Defense against mind-readers is a critical skill, I think. For advanced students.

Legilimency, however! [He sips his water, bending closer to his conversation partner over the table with a tricky, icy smirk.] You know how dangerous it is! That is an ugly mess. I will not teach it outside of private tutelage. And only for specific purpose.

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